batshit-auspol:

batshit-auspol:

August, 2017: Deputy Prime Minister of Australia, Barnaby Joyce, is forced to resign from parliament after it is revealed he is a citizen of New Zealand.

New Zealand makes light of the situation by nominating him for New Zealander of the Year

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Barnaby would regain his job after renouncing his NZ citizenship and running for re-election, only to lose the Deputy PM job again shortly after when it was revealed he had gotten his media advisor pregnant.

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effemimaniac:

close your eyes. imagine in your head a dickless cock with no balls. do you see how the image recedes from view the more language I add to it? a dickless cock. with no balls.

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its just ken

argumate:

uhhhhhhokay:

thelaziestmotherfucker:

Malcom in the Middle | | 1.16 Water Park

Bonus + 

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#cant believe not a single person in the notes came thru with what the dad did for those of us who are curious and lazy#this webbed site is going to the dogs 🙄#there used to be COMUNNITY#someone who was LESS LAZY THAN I who would share knowledge with us lowly masses#or someone with a SPECIAL INTEREST who could come thru and infodump for us lousy neurotypicals#(or mentlaly ill in a diff way for most of us lets b real)#anyway whatever i didnt rly wanna know anyway

@lowlifekidnappinghuman We never find out. This was a cold open for the episode and it was never revealed what happened. 

he sold meth

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faygob0yfriend:

if u r trans no matter what ur agab and ur gender may be there is a good chance u will have a voice in ur head telling u that u need to lose weight to pass and to have people take u seriously . that is the voice of the DEVIL do NOT LISTEN TO IT !!!!

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taz-zo:

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Y'all they reintroduced kākāpō to mainland Aotearoa and I can’t get over the photo of this little guy preparing for his Air New Zealand flight. They packed him snacks??? His water bowl says “only top quality”??? You’re so right babe he is top quality 🥺🥺


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accessibleaesthetics:

shivasdarknight:

image of text in ~aesthetic~ font that reads: Please use it for your own property or share with friends These are NOT to be used for any commissions If you notice an error, don't be afraid and feel free to contact me If nothing wrong...Nothing wrong xD Thanks for the supportALT

in case you wanted proof as to why fancy text sucks and you shouldn’t be using it for anything - especially not MOD DESCRIPTIONS OR TITLES - here’s why

[Video Description: Text-to-speech software reading out the following word written in fancy text: Please use it for your own property or share with friends. These are NOT to be used for any commissions. If you notice an error, don’t be afraid and feel free to contact me. If nothing wrong…Nothing wrong x. Thanks for the support!!

The voice says: “Pee-ess-ess iota tee for aura-roar or shhh are iota tee aitch eff are iota dee ess. Tee aitch ess are not to be ess dee for omsissive ought roar, do tee bee eff iota dee dee eff eff are to odd em. If ock rog…nothing wrong ex. Tee-aitch-kay-ess for tee-aitch soar.” End Video Description.]

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yourplayersaidwhat:

The DM has cast a spell to summon infinite imps, and the Cleric has cast Spiritual Guardians and is shredding them.

DM: No don’t destroy my crowd control!

Cleric: *in a Walter White voice* I AM THE CROWD CONTROL

Barbarian: All hail the holy weed whacker!

After the fight

DM: The portal that summons the imps reverses polarity and the last few imps start getting sucked back into it-

Cleric: Through the spiritual guardians?

DM: *dejected* through the spiritual guardians, they are shredded.

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